Welcome to Teppanyaki at Ted's
We're an ultra exclusive teppanyaki grillhouse. Our speciality is supposedly steaks, though our pies, fish, chicken, and pub-food classics are pretty good, if you ask us!
About us
Our cooks
Wombi
Imported from Indonesia to Hungary, exported to Canada via Romania and the United Kingdom, Wombi is our head chef.
Trouble
Regardless of him never having set paw in the grillhouse, his fur can be found in your dinner and ours!
Ted
Slumlord of the property, head of sharpening knvies beyond the pont of funnies, and produce acquisition lead.
Dorin
Guaranteed to never cut straight with a deba and always taking serious not-serious phone photography!
Testimonials
“ I have never eaten here, I really want to, but I don't even know how to get in contact with them! Like, they don't list a phone number or email, an address, or even hours of operation! I would actually pay good money for grillpan goodness! ”
